If it was easy to attain my level of classiness and overall excellence, my business model probably wouldn’t get started to begin with.
The fact that you are here reading this is testament to me as a person, a humanitarian, a style-icon and a marketing guru, and not necessarily in that order.
You’ll need to like pay me and stuff, you don’t get this shit for free. Look at it from my point of view – everyone wants to be me, even most boys, like, so giving it away for free isn’t on the cards.
Email me for rates, and be realistic with the expectations too – don’t turn up with a face like a badly sanded patio and expect me to work with it. I’ve been called a miracle worker in my time, but I’m not, like, literally Jesus.