So, this being my first blog post on my new website, I won’t bore you with like the preamble most idiots tend to put here. You can find all that on the “My Story“ page.
I’ll be getting straight down to business with lifestyle tips, fashion accessories to die for, my unique dietary habits which will get you back in shape for the summer, and my outlook on the world, which, when combined with the above, is guaranteed to make you at least 25% better a person, generally.
From a marketing point of view, if you’re not already convinced of my genius, then there isn’t really much hope for you. I’ve TRIED to keep my strategy analysis simple enough for you to follow; I can explain it for you, but I can’t UNDERSTAND it for you too.